I have no idea how I managed to turn our 1980 Toyota Corolla into an occasional love nest, but I guess a horny 17 year old will figure a way to use just about anything for a hookup.

Too bad I wasn’t riding a 245 at the time, because I would have had plenty of company in the “boot”. According to a survey by Britain’s Yes Insurance, the Volvo 240 Estate has seen more back-seat action than any other vehicle in the UK. And you thought the wagons were just for AFTER the babies arrived.

Not sure where to go with this quote:

According the pollsters, some 68% of people have had sex in a car and one in 10 say they had even got fruity while driving.

“Got fruity”? Hopefully Mike Myers will add that euphemism to his script of his upcoming film, Austin Powers: Thunderballs.