Jalopnik has a series of (de)motivational posters and it doesn’t look good for the Volvo 240. While the 960 looks like a fun place for a fling, the 240 induces deflation.
Dirty, Dirty Brick
My Black Brick
Keeping a '92 Volvo 240 Wagon on the Road & Other Automotive & DIY Musings
Haha, never having sex again by owning a 240 wagon? Lets just say theres room for plenty of… activities, in the back. I’d highly suggest getting tinted windows actually.
Closest I ever came was crashing in the back of my 745 when I was too drunk to drive.